My eyes! My eyes!!! That hairdo ate through my corneas.
Seriously. Is he mocking us?!? I'm stumped for words. But it's obviously keeping me entertained, waiting to see what he's going to come up with next.
Sanjaya singing "Bathwater"
It was another hot, steamy mess ... he forgot some words ... and I bet he'll still be there next week!
Hey Adam. I bought some ply yesterday. See how easily influenced I can be? You tell me it tastes like plywood, and I want to eat one! Mmmmm ... ply. (I actually haven't tasted it yet, but it's on the menu for later today.)