Hopefully I'm not the only one watching Big Brother who thinks it's pretty damn nutty to tell God, "God bless you" during prayer. Amber (Waaaamber) has done this twice by my count. I'm imagining that God is listening, and then rolls his eyes and says "Oy!" when she whines, "I love you so much God ... God bless you ... bye." It made me laugh so hard that time she coughed in the middle of praying, and then told God, "Excuse me."
I'm going to hell for making fun of a Christian cocktail waitress/former drug addict. I'll save you a seat.